February 2012
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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headcanon homestuck body types
Karkat: Shortish and vaguely chubby, can’t really tell unless he’s not wearing a shirt. Aradia: Mid height, very busty and chubby. Sollux: Mid height, leaning towards short, average build. Tavros: A little above average height, Nepeta: Short cute and lean. Loli body. xP Kanaya: Tall/thin and kind of busty. Terezi: A little below mid height, “skinny-fat”. Thin build but...
omfg stop typing like fat!dave or spanish!john or tall!feferi ugh it’s all open to interpretation so you don’t don’t need the exclamation point and uhm cause you’re not altering ugh okke THEY ARE ALL FAT AND SPANISH AND BLACK AND SHIT OKAY
I am the literal worst at flirting. Jesus christ. Be normal.
xvxavier:
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
What if all the clebrities start reading...
hanari502:
WHAT IF
plot twist every character is actually hussie
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Reblog this if you like Homestuck and I will leave...
hanari502:
yourpatronsaintofdenial:
pickledwatermelons:
radicalhat:
turntech-imadick:
fuckiswho:
heyheyitsmarissa:
physistorian:
Do it do it do it and leave me a Homestuck message too if you feel like it :3
Why the f not i’m bored.
surreep
/excitedly waits
squeals excitedly
giggles and wiggels around
[Dis excites meee.]
Wow okay
TELL ME HOW YOU'D FUCK ME ANONYMOUSLY.
hanari502:
femtavy:
ita-chi-uchiha:
darckcarnival:
In vivid detail. If I am too embarrassed you win.
o-OH MY,
Lol i’m reblogging this just because i know for a fact i’m going to get absolutely no asks for this xD
-waits for nothing-
Tell me how you’d fuck someone else because fucking me is weird
Tumblr won't let me reblog things fully....
hanari502:
001 | Send me a fandom and I will tell you my:
Favorite character:
Least Favorite character:
5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon):
Character I find most attractive:
Character I would marry:
Character I would be best friends with:
a random thought:
An unpopular opinion:
my canon OTP:
Non-canon OTP:
most badass character:
pairing I am not a fan of:
character I feel the...
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Playin’ some WoW. I’ve missed you, bb.
cashcrab:
The National Coalition Of Girls Who Still Think “Rawr Means I Love You In Dinosaur” Is A Thing will be holding a convention this weekend in New York City in which members affiliated with the group will meet together and form a massive sitting circle in which they will all draw pictures of Jack Skellington on each other’s Vans.
leavingitallbehindme:
HOW TO PISS OFF PEOPLE BASED ON THEIR ZODIACS
Aries – Place someone above them. Be first to get what they want. Turn everything into a contest and win. Call them a coward. Make them wait.
Taurus – Hide or damage their valuables. Use their stuff without first asking permission. Take their money. Starve them. Give them food that looks, tastes or smells unpleasant. Give them...