June 2012
Watchadiostoreadors:
fun fact this is the best show on television
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titsforpresident:
the other day my mom heard me and my friend talking about how we hate hipsters
she now associates everything bad with the word hipster
yesterday she said “your father is being such a hipster right now”
today she said “your room is so hipster please go clean it”
this is just like the time she thought “ratchet” meant good
“wow the food at this restaurant is so ratchet”
OMG...
person: hey hol--
holden caulfield: ur a phony
person: but i jus--
holden caulfield: pHONY
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I’m going to be kawaii desu motherfuckin gamzee with sopor pie yay
everettodair:
i got 99 problems and society’s attitudes towards sex and sexuality is like 98 of them
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I dislike being referred to as trans* like if its for no reason you don’t need to call me a trans* boy just call me a boy you’re defeating the purpose stop stop
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devoutofcharity:
i’m gonna give everyone hugs at metrocon
I’m going to be gamzee! :3 (and huggable)
[[MORE]]do I even have followers I don’t even know No one ever talks to me
there’s a bunch of really pretty beings on my dash talking about how ugly they are which sucks a lot [[MORE]]geez if you’re ugly then what am I
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I just deactivated my FB for some reason! :D Message me if you want my skype! I need better people to occupy my online time
sits and waits for no one to message me
May 2012
Hey, I could use a little help...
hushstep:
I just lost my job and I’m currently hunting for a new one, but since I’ll have all this free time on my hands I wanted to remind everyone that I am open for commissions and I’d appreciate reblogs of this post as well. Every little bit helps until I can get back on my feet. Thanks for looking.
Watchiventuredfromminecraftia:
stonedweinerdog:
oh here it is
what
“[TRIGGER WARNING: Domestic violence and murder] “Though no one would ever think...”
– A woman in America runs a greater risk of being killed by her husband or boyfriend than a woman in Pakistan.
How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Feminists. (via popmuslim)
A woman in America runs a greater risk of being killed by her husband or boyfriend than a woman in Pakistan.
A woman in...
Did you know?
yumadwhiteboy:
collectivecrack:
White American males constitute only 33% of the population. Yet, they occupy approximately:
80% of tenured positions in higher education
80% of the House of Representatives
80-85% of the U.S. Senate
92%of Forbes 400 executive CEO-level positions
90% of athletic team owners
97.7% of U.S. presidents
And then they flip out when they’re not allowed in the...
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Study finds TV can decrease self esteem in... →
hobbitdragon:
If you are a white girl, a black girl or a black boy, exposure to today’s electronic media in the long run tends to make you feel worse about yourself. If you’re a white boy, you’ll feel better, according to a new study led by an Indiana University professor.
Nicole Martins, an assistant professor of telecommunications in the IU College of Arts and Sciences, and Kristen Harrison,...
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suddenly worried that my gamzee is going to suck really bad. ;_____; my biggest problem is that I need to wear my contacts so I can’t wear colored contacts or I’d be blind. this wouldn’t be a big problem if my eyes weren’t bright fucking blue. I’m pretty sure you can’t wear colored contacts over top of vision contacts fuck what do I dooo
Contagious Chemistry.: Gamzee Horn's Giveaway! →
umehito:
(Please like or reblog this post and not the old one. Since a good number of people wanted me to give them away I’m going to. I don’t need them and think this will be fun to do!)
SO, this is what they look like:
YUP, THEY’RE ON A HEADBAND. The winner can have me take them off if they want…
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I GOT MY TIGHTS FOR GAMZEE THEY’RE SO CUTE AND COMFY!!! :3 now comes the hard part so not ready to sew ;____;
Pro-Tip: Cis women are not the only people who can...
lovewashername:
ladyatheist:
This so called “war on women” is not just a war on cis women. It’s a war on anyone who needs access to safe, affordable, and accessible healthcare. If we want to make any real progress, we need to stop ignoring and erasing the experiences of trans*, genderqueer, intersex, and other nonbinary people.
i feel like there should be a pro-tip tumblr.
all of this....
Madonna: I have 15 plagarism lawsuits on my record and based my entire career around other people's imagery.
Public: That's okay, we love you Madonna, you're the queen!
Lady Gaga: I had a similar chord progression to one of Madonna's songs from thirty years ago, which has been continuously used in disco music for the past 50 years.
Public: Copycat whore! You suck, we hate you plagiarist!
Nicki Minaj: I dove through some Japanese dumpster and glued anything I could find on my body just for shock value.
Public: You're a style icon! We adore your cute and quirky fashion!
Lady Gaga: I wore a meat dress as a fashion statement in connection to my ongoing DADT repeal efforts.
Public: You gross cheap attention-seeking slut! You've never stooped so low!
Rihanna: I pop my vagina to the point where I occasionally break gravitational laws on tour all over the world and have 100's of songs about sexual desires and fetishes.
Public: That's great! You're a strong female and you have a great body!
Lady Gaga: I perform my entire concert in an effort to liberate those attending and sing songs that have historical and reasonable context and I dance similar to how I danced back when I was a go-go dancer.
Public: You filthy skank! You have no respect for family values or religion! You should get cleaner and quit singing about sex!
Katy Perry: I recycle Gaga's ideas, fashion, hair color, and phases 3-6 months after her and have no discernible talent or message.
Public: That's fantastic! You're imagery is iconic and you're songs are amazing! We love you!
Lady Gaga: I consistently innovate my look and sound using occasional homage to those I was most inspired by from the 70's and 80's. I help kids far and wide be themselves and work every day towards numerous causes.
Public: Your 15 minutes is up! You're unoriginal and talentless and you have a penis! You do everything for attention and we hate you!
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Reblog if you're going to Metrocon!
drangles:
boku-no-southpark:
kissyourneck-slitmythroat:
I wanna keep tabs on you guys… I’ll be going as Dead Shuffle Jade, Fionna, and maybe Apple Jack!
You already know what I’m doing. :P
rose friday, vriska saturday, troll hussie sunday
Gamzee friday (maybe sober gamzee, we’ll see how I feel friday morning) Voltorb saturday Fem!Gamzee on sunday
“In the instances when POC say shit like ‘Oh I can’t stand white folk’ or ‘Damn...”
– Briana (via absinthedisco)
Reblogging every time I see it.
(via dr—grumbles)
Thank you.
(via mehreenkasana)
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Totally nasty: Eating pork could give you brain...
vegansaurus:
This is your brain on pork! Specifically, this is “A human brain overrun with cysts from Taenia solium, a tapeworm that normally inhabits the muscles of pigs.” How do pig-muscle parasites get into human brains? Carl Zimmer at Discover breaks it down: When humans eat undercooked meat from a pig that was infected with the tapeworms, those tapeworm eggs will hatch in a human’s body,...
“Why do they think ‘fat dyke’ is an insult? To me, it means… I’m gonna eat fried...”
– Margaret Cho (via rufflebutts)
[[MORE]]I try not to use weeaboo emoticons but geez some sentences need one
